When taking out the trash early in the morning, tie robe tightly.
When going to shower, be sure to have towel before getting in.
When running to the laundry room to get your clean undies, make sure nobody is home.....first.
Close the curtains at night.
Shut off the flashlight in your tent before undressing.
Make sure the door is not locked when running out to get the paper in your jammies.
Never go to bed without sweats or other substantial clothing nearby if you are a parent......you will have to get up.
Before company comes over, check the couch and bathrooms for stray laundry.....those undies have the darndest way of showing up unexpectantly.
Moms, don't hang anything on the clothes line that you would mind being a cape.
When putting make up on early, take a second look to make sure there are no globs.
When putting mascara on in car, check face before going into event.....
If you sneeze, take a look, if you can't do that, have a friend check. Nothing worse than figuring out later that something was hanging out your nose.
If you have feminine supplies in your purse and you are looking for a pen, dig with caution. (I did sling a tampon out at a king soopers)
Newlyweds, put away those prophylactics.....never know when the pastor or your parents will drop by. They really don't want to picture that.
blessings,
rhonda
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